jokes by the boys

well, they may be struggling with their chinese, they do not have much trouble having some fun with the other language they know (copied from a piece of paper they threw away) ---

Jokes (you can call them stupid)

Q: why did the sand go to the car repair?
A: to get some bleach

Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A: to mooovv the lawn!

there are two eggs in an oven. One says to the other "what's cookin?"

Q: what do cows say when they go skydiving?
A: Cowabunga! or Geronimooo!

-------laughing break-------

All about cashews

Q: what is the richest nut?
A: CASH-ews!

Q: what nut wear shoes?
A: ca-SHOES!

Q: what's the grossest nut?
A: cash-EEWS!

-------laughing break-------

Q: what nut is a good cheerer?
A: cash-OOOHS!

Q: what do you call a nut and an owl combined?
A: cash-hoos!

Q: what nut is good at basketball?
A: cash-SHOOTS!

Q: what does a cat wear on its feet?
A: cat-shoes!

Q: what nut comes from a volcano?
A: c-ASH-ews!

Q: what nut sneeses?
A: C-ACHOOS!

Q: what happens when two nuts collide?
A: a CLASH-ew!

Q: what is a lawyer's favorite nut?
A: ca-sues

Q: what nuts can sow?
A: ca-sews

Q: what nut likes gum?
A: cash-CHEWS!

Q: waht is a nut's favorite pokemon?
A: Pi-cashew!